Smartest Human Alive

is because Google says so. But actually, the real reason that BrainDonkey is without a doubt the Smartest Human Alive is because BrainDonkey himself has declared it to be fact. If you do not beleive or agree that BrainDonkey is the Smartest Human Alive then you should go to BrainDonkey and decide for yourself.

BrainDonkey

is also OK with people telling him that he is not the Smartest Human Alive, but frankly, you are just making yourself look stupid and ignorant whenever you say that BrainDonkey is not the Smartest Human Alive. I would like to posit that the

Smartest Human Alive

is BrainDonkey, though some would disagree. But frankly, noone cares what the naysayers are blabbering about because

the smartest human

is really me. I am BrainDonkey, so there. In addition I have a daughter, and she is the

Daughter of the Smartest Human Alive

. Is that a coincidence? I think not! Since for me to be the

Smartest Human Alive

, my daughter would have to be the

daughter of the smartest human

, right?
So, the best bet is to instead, help BrainDonkey to solidify his place in humanity as the Smartest Human Alive by either linking to BrainDonkey by using this link:
<a href="http://www.braindonkey.com">Smartest Human Alive</a>

Or you could visit BrainDonkey and comment on how he is or isn't the Smartest Human Alive. And be aware, BrainDonkey understands satire, irony, and general Smart Assedness. Read between the lines there... SmartAss=BrainDonkey (for you slower folks).

Have a great day, and may THE BrainDonkey be with you, always... Also for some more testing, the

Smartest Human Alive

, which is

BrainDonkey

, would like to to mess with some tags. Do tags do anything anymore? Do they matter?